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A job is necessary to make a decent living in the world. Without a job, anybody would end up as a homeless, barmy, unfortunate chap. Each and every job has its own dignity when you do with utmost sincerity and dedication. Even though our society believes in classes, according to economical status, we believe in jobs of all kind. One should learn to respect all jobs because if one of them ceases to exist, all of us will be trouble. Read and share these job text messages with your friends and family to wise them up.
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Love your job...But
dont love your Company...
Bcoz
you never knows when your company stops loving you...
- Bill Gates....
JOB INTERVIEWBoss: What do you know?
Rommel: I know where your wife lives and where your "NUMBER 2" lives.
Boss: You're hired!
Interviwer: Wat is ur qualificationSardar: Sir, im simply ph.d
Int: Wat do u mean by Ph.d?
Sardar: Passed Higher secondary with difficulty.
Interview:boss: where were you born?
sardar: punjab
boss: WHICH PART ?
Sardar: WHAT WHICH PART?.
IDIOT WHOLE BODY WAS BORN IN PUNJAB!
Interviewer:Why did you change your last job?
Man ,,:
: Because the company shifted and didn't tell me where!...
Manager asked Man at an interview.Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Man: POST BOX
In a interview,sales manager
do you have any previous sales
experience?
pappu- yes sir.i hav sold my
house,my car,my farm and all the
jeweleries of my wife...
Interviewer: Can u make a sentence using green, pink yellow? Sardar: O yah yah ji y not. My phone rings... GREEN GREEN, I PINK it up and say YELLOW.-)-)
Man : went to interview for CBI officer post.Interviewer : Who killed Gandhiji?
Man : Thanks for giving job. Sir I will start investigation.
Interviewer : if earth starts rotating 30 times faster than now,what will happen?candidate:we will get salary daily.
think different :-)
An engineering student to his sweeper brother: I have got degree, I have got knowledge, I can sit in society. What do you have?Sweeper: I have the job.
A job in Railways. Salary 15000/-,job profile:-When the headlight of the Engine
is not working, you have to run infront of
the train with a torch, So hurry up...
wish u all the best
Recession is when your neighbor loses his job.Depression is when you lose yours!
Golden Words of 'Bill Gates':"Whenevr there is a hard job to b done, I assign it to a laziest man as He is sure to find an easy way of doing it"
In India, parents say "Study well my son, Otherwise u wont get a job."In america-"Study wel my son,othrwise any "INDIAN" wil grab ur JOB"
Hey, I just applied for a job at a mental insitiute and they said i need atleast 24 hours experiance with a r****d. So wanna hang out tomorrow?
Crime doesn't pay...Does that mean my job is a crime?
In order to get job in good companyA boy need 100 talent
But
a girl need only
4 talent
remaining is
(36)
)24(
(36)=96
Sardar got job in a telenor call centre.Customer: telelenor sim blocked what 2 do?
Sardar: dont take tension remove telenor
put warid sim.
Thank u 4 calling..
JOB IN AirtelSend ur CV 2 jobsAirtel.in
Last Date 31June
Location noida
Packge 7.5 lac
Job Profile-Airtel K Tower pe Beth k Vodafone ke Signal Rokne hai...
Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.
Today's job is.....1:- Wake up
2:- Survive
3:- Go to Bed
There r only 5 things v need in life:Good friends
Good job
Good food
Good sleep N
"GOOD _UCK" dont worry both the
things which u r thinking r right.
The Person who knows"How To work"
will always have a job..
The Person Who Knows
" Why To work"
will always Be His Boss..!! -)
Angry Boss: Have you ever seen an owl?Employee: (looking down) No Sir...
Boss: Don't look down. Look at me.. :D
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