Enjoy your favorite rhymes through our compilation of naughty and funny nursery rhymes messages.
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Nursery Rhymes SMS
Writing nursery rhymes can be a hard as writing lyrics for some of the toughest rock music. Nursery rhymes are created to enrich the minds of the kids in the nursery and it is one of the brilliant ways to teach children the numbers and words. There are CDs that connects the alphabets of English language in a song to teach the kids English alphabets in a faster way. Take a glance at our nursery rhymes SMS that may help you in raising up your kids. You can also share with family and friends.
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Mary had a little lamb,The news made every front page,
With pictures of her being taken to jail,
Cause you see, he was under age.
Mary had a little lamb,The Midwife died of Shock !
Mary had a little lamb,You've heard this tale before
But did you know she passed her plate
and had a little more!
Charlie, we mustn't stop hereThe rest of the tale must be tol'
Astronomers gather each year
To Study Mary's Black Hole!
Mary had a little lambWhose fleece was black as soot
And into Mary's little lap
His sooty foot he put!
Twinkle Twinkle Little Star,Now that you have won the Os-car,
Soon now, you'll be rolling in cash,
Forgetting when you didn't twinkle, but Flash!
Hickory Dickory D*ckThe mouse was desperate for a f*ck
But his fear of pussy
made the whole affair messy
So it hickory dickoried the d*ck !
Jack and Jill were over the hillyet managed to have some fun
Jack still had some power in his drill...
Any suggestions to name their young one?
Little Bo Peepis in trouble deep
Peeping was lots of fun
till he saw this Godiva woman
Now he's lost his sleep.
Little Miss Muffet, sat on a tuffet,Heaven knows what that is!
Me like a fool, thought it was a stool
Don't know on what basis !!
Anyone heard about this stinking contest?No it wasn't about who farts best.
The stinkiest skunk in the world was caught
And old 'Stinky' was to London brought
So into the room which like Hell stankWalked in comfortably our dear BLANK.
Twenty minutes inside and not a sound.
We started thinking we had a winner found.
The honorary Big Chief Eaglewent to a conference in a hotel
His sidekick Chinook he took,
Along to serve and cook,
And regularly fetch water as he was unwell.
Jack and Jill went up the hillFor just an itty bitty.
Jill’s now two months overdue,
And Jack has left the city
Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard to fetch her poor dog a bone.When she bent over Rover took over and gave her a bone of his own
Spider, spider on the wall.Ain't you got no sense at all?
Can't you see the walls been plastered?
Now you're stuck you silly bastard
Hey Diddle, Diddle,The cat did a piddle,
All over the bedside clock.
The little dog laughed to see such fun
Then died of electric shock.
Humpty Dumpty sat on the bedLittle Bo Peep was giving him head
As he came, she started to weep
She could tell by the taste he'd been shagging her sheep
Humpty dumpty sat on the wall, humpty dumpty had a great fall, all the kings horses and all the kings men, had scrambled eggs for breakfast again
As I was going to St. Ives I met a man,wid seven wives.
Each wife hd seven sacks, each sack,
hd seven cats.
Each cat hd seven kits: kits, cats,
sacks nd wishes
Mary Mary quite contrairy how does your garden grow? Listen you prat i live in aflat so how the damn do i know.
Jack & Jill went up da hill 2 have a little fun.But stupid Jill forgot da pill and nowthey have a son.
Mirror Mirror on the wall.Whos the fairest of them all?The mirror laughed & den itspat- It sure aint u.u ungly prat!
Mary had a little lamb & tied it to a pylon a 1000 volts shot up its ass & turned it into nylon
Mary had a little lamb, her father shot it dead, now it goes to school with her, between two slices of bread
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