Sexy quotes offer you a nice chance to get naughty with your friends and loved ones. They are a bit wicked in nature and, as the name suggests, revolve around the concept of sex. In the following lines, we have compiled some really funny sexy quotations. You will be able to make your friends laugh with these witty and sexy sayings. Go through this quotes collection and mark the ones that you think best suited to bring a naughty smile on the face of your loved one. Hope you enjoy reading these sexy quotations.
 Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.  - Oscar Wilde |
Graze on my lips; and if those hills be dry, stray lower, where the pleasant fountains lie. - William Shakespeare |
Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him. - Marilyn Monroe |
Sex appeal is fifty percent what you've got and fifty percent what people think you've got. - Sophia Loren |
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. - Billy Crystal |
Nothing makes me happier than dancing. It transforms me. It's the only time I let out what is inside and I feel completely sensual and sexy and alive. I'm obsessed with it. - Sandra Bullock |
Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences money can buy. - Steve Martin |
There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL. - Lynn Lavner |
It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married. - George Burns |
Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin- it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring. - S. J. Perelman |
Women might be able to fake orgasms, but men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone |
I wrote the story myself. It's about a girl who lost her reputation and never missed it. - Mae West |
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night. - Rodney Dangerfield |
It's the good girls that keep the diaries; the bad girls never have the time. - Tallulah Bankhead |
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer. - Author Unknown |
Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's one of the best. - Author Unknown |
If you're going to be sexy in a photo, you'd better be thinking about sex rather than about being sexy. - Peta Wilson |
When somebody gives you a sexy look, you know they're trying. It's terrible! But when you smile, it's so much sexier! - Joseph Addison |
Confidence is the sexiest thing a woman can have. It's much sexier than any body part. - Aimee Mullins |
Any piece of clothing can be sexy, with a quietly passionate woman inside it. - Author Unknown |
But seduction isn?t making someone do what they don?t want to do. Seduction is enticing someone into doing what they secretly want to do already. - Waiter Rant |
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