It is said that 'laughter is one of the best medicines'. However, the hectic lifestyle of today has made us forget how to laugh. Most of the time, we don't have time for even giving a smile to our loved ones, forget about laughing at some funny joke. It is for this reason only that we have provided a list of humorous quotes, in the lines below. These sayings have all the flavors to tickle the funny bones of almost everyone. You can also use these humorous quotations to cheer someone up or simply have a good laugh.
 I am always ready to learn, but I do not always like being taught.  - Winston Churchill |
I don?t want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it by not dying. - Woody Allen |
Humor is just another defense against the universe. - Mel Brooks |
Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success. - Jim Backus |
I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters. - Frank Lloyd Wright |
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception. - Groucho Marx |
Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don't get sick you're missing half the fun. - Flip Wilson |
Doctors are the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too. - Anton Chekhov |
Intelligence is like a four-wheel drive. It allows you to get stuck in more remote places. - Garrison Keillor |
It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose. - Darrin Weinberg |
I wanted to kill the hottest person on Earth. Then I learned that there were laws against suicide. - Missy Fruchter |
There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot. - Steven Wright |
The fellow who thinks he knows it all is especially annoying to those of us who do. - Harold Coffin |
Behind every successful woman...is a substantial amount of coffee. - Stephanie Piro |
If you don't know where you are going, you will wind up somewhere else! - Yogi Berra |
There are many humorous things in the world: among them the white man's notion that he is less savage than the other savages. - Mark Twain |
It is generally agreed that "Hello" is an appropriate greeting because if you entered a room and said "Goodbye," it could confuse a lot of people. - Dolph Sharp |
If you're going to make every game a matter of life or death, you're going to have a lot of problems. For one thing, you'll be dead a lot. - Dean Smith |
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something. - Author Unknown |
The best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it. - Harry Truman |
Every man is a fool for at least five minutes every day; wisdom consists in not exceeding the limit. - Elber Hubbard |
I sold my house this week. I got a pretty good price for it, but it made my landlord mad as hell. - Garry Shandling |
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman! - Author Unknown |
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