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Funny Quotes

It is a very difficult task to make someone laugh. In fact, it is said that making someone cry is much easier than making him laugh. However, our funny quotes collection is guaranteed to add some humor to your boring day. These funny sayings will help you be stress free and forget all your tension for a while. You can also use them to bring cute smiles on the lips of your friends and loved ones. Hope you have a nice time reading the famous funny quotations.
It is better to be beautiful than to be good, but it is better to be good than to be ugly.
- Oscar Wilde
I never think of the future - it comes soon enough.
- Albert Einstein
Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet.
- Mark Twain
I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five.
- Steven Wright
I do benefits for all religions. I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.
- Bob Hope
A consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.
- Author Unknown
You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen; it said 'Parking Fine.
- Tommy Cooper
If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door.
- Paul Beatty
He who laughs last has not yet heard the bad news.
- Bertolt Brecht
A comedian does funny things. A good comedian does things funny.
- Buster Keaton
I found there was only one way to look thin, hang out with fat people.
- Rodney Dangerfield
Fashions have done more harm than revolutions.
- Victor Hugo
I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.
- Robert McCloskey
I was sleeping the other night, alone, thanks to the exterminator.
- Emo Philips
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.
- Benjamin Franklin
I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time.
- Charles M. Schulz
Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.
- Benny Hill
I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
- Joan Rivers
I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.
- Groucho Marx

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