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 There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?  - Airplane |
You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly, but I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly! Ha, ha! - Shrek |
You know, you haven't stopped talking since I came here? You must have been vaccinated with a phonograph needle. - Duck Soup |
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic and so am I. - What about Bob |
Barf: I'm a mawg: half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend! - Spaceballs |
Harry: Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something, I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention. - Dumb and Dumber |
Old age. It's the only disease, Mr. Thompson, that you don't look forward to being cured of. - Citizen Kane |
Tomorrow is the big day, so get your rest. No late parties, drinking tequila and trying to get lucky. - School of Rock |
I'm so rich, I wish I had a dime for every dime I have. - Arthur |
Good morning! And in case I don't see you: good afternoon, good evening and good night. - The Trueman Show |
All I've ever wanted was an honest week's pay for an honest day's work. - Bilko |
Albert: I was adorable once. Young and full of hope. Now, look at me. I'm a short, fat, insecure, middle aged thing!
Armand: I made you short? - The Birdcage |
The key here, I think, is to not think of death as an end. But, but, think of it more as a very effective way of cutting down on your expenses. - Love and Death |
I'm getting sick, you smell like aftershave and taco meat! - Blades of Glory |
If I'm not back in five minutes... wait longer! - Ace Ventura: Pet Detective |
Ladies and gentlemen, I can envision a day when the brains of brilliant men can be kept alive in the bodies of dumb people! - The Man with Two Brains |
It's amazing the clarity that comes with psychotic jealousy. - My Best Friend's Wedding |
I'm afraid I'm not personally qualified to confuse cats, but I can recommend an extremely good service. - Monty Python's Flying Circus |
Reporter: Tell me, how did you find America?
John Lennon: Turned left at Greenland. - A Hard Day's Night |
Have you ever taken a serious political stand on anything? Yeah. Sure. For twenty-four hours once I refused to eat grapes. - Sleeper |
I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way. - Who Framed Roger Rabbit |
Pugsley: We're not shy!
Wednesday: We're contagious. - The Addams Family |
Forrest Gump: (referring to Apple Computers) 'He got me invested in some kinda fruit company.' - Forrest Gump |
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