Love is known as greatest strength as well as biggest weakness of a person. You can have a large number of definitions for love, but still you can?t define what the feeling is exactly. While there have been many quotations describing the essence of love, some of them have delved on its amusing side as well. In the following lines, we have compiled a collection of some of the most funny love quotes. Go through these humorous love sayings and have fun sharing it with you beloved as well as your friends.
 Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell.  - Joan Crawford |
Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love. - Albert Einstein |
A proof that experience is of no use, is that the end of one love does not prevent us from beginning another. - Paul Bourget |
You can't put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories. - Melanie Clark |
Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another. - Henry Louis Mencken |
Love is like any other luxury. You have no right to it unless you can afford it. - Anthony Trollope |
One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry. - Oscar Wilde |
Between lovers, a little confession is a dangerous thing. - Helen Rowland |
Love is a mutual self-giving which ends in self-recovery. - Fulton J. Sheen |
It is easier to be a lover than a husband for the simple reason that it is more difficult to be witty every day than to say pretty things from time to time. - Honore De Balzac |
The bravest thing that men do is love women. - Mort Sahl |
You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it. - Henny Youngman |
You know it's love when you want to keep holding hands even after you're sweaty. - Author Unknown |
A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him. - Brendan Francis |
Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand. - Author Unknown |
Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener! - Author Unknown |
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste. - David Bissonette |
Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage. - Ambrose Bierce |
Happiness is the china shop; love is the bull. - H. L. Mencken |
Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions. - Woody Allen |
To be in love is merely to be in a state of perpetual anesthesia - to mistake an ordinary young woman for a goddess. - H.L. Mencken |
Love is the gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everyone else. - George Bernard Shaw |
The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post. - George Bernard Shaw |
Don't let love interfere with your appetite. It never does with mine. - Anthony Trollope |
Love lasteth as long as the money endureth. - William Caxton |
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