Throughout life, we come across people, many of whom we end up being friends with. However, only a few of them remain in our touch for the rest of our life. True friendship is the best gift that one may have. Friends are always with you, in the ups as well downs of your life. Given here are some funny friendship quotes that will be help bring some humor in your friendship. Share these funny quotations and saying with your friends and a have a good laugh. Hope you enjoy the humorous moments of friendship.
 One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim.  - George Carlin |
We must hang together, or surely we shall hang separately. - Benjamin Franklin |
You can always tell a real friend: when you've made a fool of yourself he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job. - Laurence J. Peter |
My true friends have always given me that supreme proof of devotion, a spontaneous aversion for the man I loved. - Sidonie Gabrielle Colette |
Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and have the nonsense respected. - Charles Lamb |
A man's friendships are, like his will, invalidated by marriage -- but they are also no less invalidated by the marriage of his friends. - Samuel Butler |
Business, you know, may bring money, but friendship hardly ever does. - Jane Austen |
An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body. - Jim Hayes |
A good friend can tell you what is the matter with you in a minute. He may not seem such a good friend after telling. - Arthur Brisbane |
There are three faithful friends, an old wife, an old dog, and ready money. - Benjamin Franklin |
Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes. - Author Unknown |
A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked. - Bernard Meltzer |
Friends are God's ways of apologizing for our families. - Author Unknown |
Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, 'What! You too? I thought I was the only one. - C.S. Lewis |
I have no trouble with my enemies. I can take care of my enemies all right. But my damn friends - they're the ones that keep me walking the floor nights! - Warren G. Harding |
Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Mark Twain |
Marriage is a sort of friendship recognized by the police. - Author Unknown |
Friends: people who borrow my books and set wet glasses. - Edwin Arlington Robinson |
I need you too know our friendship means a lot - If you cry then I cry, if you laugh. If you jump out the window I look down then....I laugh again. - Author Unknown |
That is what friendship means. Sharing the prejudice of experience. - Charles Bukowski |
We English are good at forgiving our enemies; it releases us from the obligation of liking our friends. - P.D. James |
The best time to make friends is before you need them. - Ether Barrymore |
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